Why Andre and Michael Jackson are not BFFs

10.07 andre

Andre the Alien confessed that he turned down fellow alien and king of pop, Micheal Jackson when the gloved one asked him to be his personal designer way back when. During a recent interview, Andre mentioned that he felt that it was more important to serve the Korean public with his ele-gan-ce because without him, we might all be running around like aliens in white spacesuits.

28 Responses to “Why Andre and Michael Jackson are not BFFs”


  1. 1 Em October 11, 2007 at 10:27 pm

    I wonder what that is that he pastes on his head 24/7. I guess it kinda goes with his wardrobe, very strange but he is a fashion designer afterall.

  2. 2 se7enfan October 11, 2007 at 10:30 pm

    Yeah just…what happened to his hair, thats all I want to know.

  3. 3 Jack October 11, 2007 at 10:55 pm

    hahahahaha

  4. 4 rocketfuel October 11, 2007 at 11:06 pm

    He does look like the alien prince from “save the gree planet.”

  5. 5 Aya October 11, 2007 at 11:34 pm

    He is cool. Cause its really badass that a guy who dresses like that made it to worldwide fame. His spacesuits are awesome.

  6. 6 soju October 12, 2007 at 2:37 am

    gotta love andre.

  7. 7 deeenaaa October 12, 2007 at 2:46 am

    i luved ur last commont!!! i totally agree!!

  8. 8 chiaye October 12, 2007 at 3:24 am

    that HAD always got me curious.. but i guess not curious enough to check up his entire profile..

    for i wonder (like you guys) what happened to his hair?? i mean for asian men that ages.. they dont loose THAT much hair or go bald that soon [or at all] ; and does he have more than one of that white suit? .. in EVERY picture that’s posted.. of EVERY EVENT .. he have that one white.. attire he’s wearing.

    i wonder what’s his feeling when people look at him.. =\

  9. 9 ed October 12, 2007 at 3:35 am

    is that the only paint-on hair on his body?

  10. 10 nina October 12, 2007 at 4:01 am

    oh bless him haha, isn’t it true that every great artist is a little crazy in some way? =D he can be as eccentric as he much as he wants, he’s rolling in fame and fortune haha!

  11. 11 Rayne October 12, 2007 at 6:27 am

    what the freak is wrong with him? *sigh* i suppose he DOES have a right to be unnaturally scary and creepy, but seriously… that’s almost worse than jackson!! ok. well, no. that was an exaggeration, but STILL! *shudder*
    yeah what’s with that swim cap on his head or whatever??

  12. 12 soju October 12, 2007 at 6:51 am

    i wonder if andre sprays his hair on himself, or does he have his stylist do it?

  13. 13 jyyjc October 12, 2007 at 8:03 am

    HAHAHAHAHAH

  14. 14 junsufan October 12, 2007 at 8:04 am

    HAHA..that cracked me up..

  15. 15 Arie October 12, 2007 at 8:04 am

    bwahhahahahaha X’D

  16. 16 irees October 12, 2007 at 8:38 am

    XD aw, man. great article.

  17. 17 roflmywaffle October 12, 2007 at 9:34 am

    @ Soju

    Doesn’t he use… shoe polish on his head?

    On topic:

    I respect him as a designer, hi’s works are wonders of clothing… shame that they both share same 2 similarities.

    1) Good @ what they do
    2) They are both look… you know.

  18. 18 PopSeoul Lover! October 12, 2007 at 9:49 am

    he’s wierd but I TOTALLY LOOOOOOOOOVE his elaborate designs!!!!

  19. 19 mzpakipot October 12, 2007 at 9:52 am

    HAHAHAHAHA! yooo sooo punnnieee..

  20. 20 Jake October 12, 2007 at 11:04 am

    Does BFF mean “butt-fucking friends”?

  21. 21 popeye October 12, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    seriously, tat guy freaks me out..

  22. 22 akon October 12, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    Actually, I could see how those two weirdos work out. O_O

  23. 23 ashchronicles October 12, 2007 at 9:13 pm

    this really cracks me up!!lol!!

    it’s going to be a world wide news if andre the alien started to change into any nonwhite attire~~
    i’m so used wit his white fashion sense that it would be pretty astonishing to see him in anything else..haha
    newayz,not really looking forward to see his pics again..HEHE

  24. 24 uhuh October 13, 2007 at 7:55 am

    I luv his designs!!! but not him lol
    but man he’s getiin old…. gonna die soon lol :P isnt he like 70 something?

  25. 25 xxx October 13, 2007 at 7:42 pm

    i wonder how he still manage to wear something like THAT and yet, be a great fashion designer .. can’t he design a more “normal” one for himself? but then .. yeah, i could REAALLLYYY imagine Andre Kim and Michael Jackson together without even thinking much. but then, i still can’t see how that hair/thing/spray paint/shoe polish/whatev gets on his head. and about his i-have-238312937228037-sets-of-these clothes, it seemed to me that he’s so comfortable with it that it made me imagine that it’s almost a sleeping bag.

  26. 26 Junghee November 21, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    andre kim needs help

  27. 27 who? November 25, 2007 at 3:20 am

    quote
    is that the only paint-on hair on his body?

    LOL….u wouldnt want to know, do you?

  28. 28 yup February 28, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    i’m convinced that his “hair” is really drawn on with black permanent marker. the guy is rich right? why doesn’t he just get a hair transplant. i mean it’s called hair club for men. I bet if he sweats too much, streams of black ink will run down his face. this is random but i imagine him smelling like gasoline and pork skin. i dont know why. like i said… RANDOM.

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