JYP will never be sexy as Rain

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In MC Hammer pants, army boots and slutty top, JYP stepped on the stage for a mini showcase mixing the old and new in a 4 song performance (Don’t leave me, Honey with Wondergirls, That house you live in and Kiss) at the 2007 Mnet KM Music Festival (MKMF). Despite his penchant for all things shiny, JYP got the crowd pumping with his tight beats and sexy dancers.

However, watching JYP’s comeback performance, all I could think of was the ex-JYP star, Rain. If Rain had sang these songs, the performance would have been hella sexier and we could actually watch the performance with interest instead of just glancing at the screen. Maybe if JYP wore something shiny over his head- like a shiny bag, then the performance would have been tolerable to watch.

But we are stuck with JYP.

As long as we just listen to his music, all will be ok.

Check out the long red strands hanging from his pleather top, hope he doesn’t get whip lash.

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For JYP’s MKMF performance, click here.


JYP’s new video, “Kiss”

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89 Responses to “JYP will never be sexy as Rain”


  1. 1 omomo November 19, 2007 at 10:00 am

    I can’t really blame Rain for dumping JYP now….Can you imagine the dancing advise Rain had to endure? All that touchy fingers stuff from JYP–Yuck!.

    Rain should write a tell-all autobiography in English .. I won’t buy his CDs or concert ticket but I’ll buy his book. Hey, that’s how you enter the US market, Rain!!

  2. 2 e v v y November 19, 2007 at 10:11 am

    Oh crud. I’m sorry, but he could never make it big. Better represent himself with WonderGirls.

  3. 3 ruskayadevochka_92 November 19, 2007 at 10:12 am

    ewwww! JYP is so creepy! he needs to go light a cigar and retire to Texas where he will stop trying to liberalize Korea. one of the main reasons why i became interested in south korea in the first place is because of how clean yet interesting their culture is compared to the US. JYP…. spare us the nightmares… go retire!

  4. 4 omomo November 19, 2007 at 10:19 am

    http://popseoul.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/07mkmf-jyp17-thumb.jpg

    Oh….Forgot to mention this Pix–Does JYP need a light to look at her butt?

  5. 5 Mizaki November 19, 2007 at 11:37 am

    lol you guys are so shallow

    Honestly, I think he’s pretty awesome.

  6. 6 rocketfuel November 19, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    Elton John thinks he’s a little fruity. But I have to admit…it’s impressive that he can perform a whole song with his eyes closed.

  7. 7 rocketfuel November 19, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    oh wow, he wouldn’t even need make-up to play a zombie. haha

  8. 8 suga November 19, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    i wonder how much those dancers get paid to dance with him … or maybe just to get 5min of fame

  9. 9 May November 19, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    I actually like it bc it’s a unique mv.
    I mean…all the other kpop videos are the same.

  10. 10 nurkeyandie November 19, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    i don’t know much about jyp, i don’t know his music; i guess he’s talented and all as an entertainer/producer, but, dang, he totally missed the memo on mc hammer pants being way, way out… >.<

  11. 11 Jackie November 19, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    lol do you even know the definition of “whip lash”? 1991 called, they want their performance back.

  12. 12 EKCC November 19, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    lol i think Rain had made a right decision…

    well.. somehow i admire JYP’s passion of his music..
    and wouldn’t deny his talent..
    but hummm… he’s creey as hell…

    sorry JYP, you’d better be a producer… not a singer.. lol

  13. 15 ?! November 19, 2007 at 5:22 pm

    May God blessed his cursed soul.

  14. 16 shanny November 19, 2007 at 8:26 pm

    That’s really scary

  15. 17 kawaiimegami November 19, 2007 at 8:47 pm

    LOL at hany’s post!!
    and this one’s the best:

    “the pic made him looked like he’s ready to be crucified!!”
    hahahahaha!!!!

  16. 18 Raihana November 19, 2007 at 9:48 pm

    he’s such a sorry looking weirdo but his stage acts are kinda more interesting than boring Rain..

  17. 19 cindel November 19, 2007 at 10:53 pm

    LOL, ok I have to admit the song is good for what it is but I can’t help thinking if it was meant for Rain.

  18. 20 cassie. November 20, 2007 at 7:41 am

    He’s creepy, but he’s a great dancer.
    And his song is surprisingly catchy.

  19. 21 padii November 20, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    the song is good, but it reminds me of prince

  20. 22 Dovey November 20, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    I don’t like his shirt…what’s up with all the string and v-shaped front? XD

  21. 23 yantiing November 20, 2007 at 11:12 pm

    yeah correct
    miie too ii dont like his shirt

  22. 24 Mr.KDW4EvER!!!! November 21, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    He’s not handsome… and his *supposedly* sexy moves CREEPS me out… Look at him!!! HE’S DESPERATE!!! He’s not someone I’ll be fantasizing about…

  23. 25 it's all good November 21, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    I don’t mind it all that much *shrugs*
    Rain’s fashion and that perm he had at one time has always been questionable to me anythings.
    JYP’s voice is good, the song’s good, the dance moves are bearble. And not everyone one can be a born or is ‘made’ into a pretty boy. If anything, JYP’s comeback adds a bit of spice to the current kpop scene.

  24. 26 All Due Respect You Can't Doubt JYP's Talent November 21, 2007 at 6:55 pm

    I’ve got to admit JYP is truely one of the most talented and creative in the business. He’s done a lot for K-Music and seems to have all the right hook ups in the States.

    Regardless of all the criticism (which I agree with at times), you have to give Credit when Credit is Due.

    I find his comeback an little uneasy, but he is a great live-performer and musician. He had everyone standing and getting into it during is spot on the MKMF.

    If he really wanted to, I believe JYP can just find another good-looking back-up dancer with a semi-decent voice, and build the next RAIN. After this reviewing this past year, of RAIN antics, I agree with those who believe RAIN is nothing w/o JYP.

    Let this be a lesson to all and especailly RAIN & his greedy father, DON’T BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU.

  25. 27 Saebin November 21, 2007 at 9:52 pm

    LOL AT THE 3RD LAST PICTURE. XD
    his shirt is so gay. and no i’m not biased against him.

  26. 28 sodapop November 26, 2007 at 11:25 pm

    in one of his performances of “kiss” he looks like a “thing” from DR. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat

  27. 29 Aromie December 6, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    … I just lost all respect for him.

  28. 30 amused December 6, 2007 at 7:47 pm

    Build the next Rain? hahaha. Rain himself is trying to do that. Can someone please tell him that most of his success is from FULL HOUSE. He could never have attained this level of success without that Kdrama – which sure as hell helped his singing career.

    Without FH, he would still be performing mostly in Korea only.

    I thought the creepiest thing about the KISS MV was JYP’s (trying to) smouldering looks. Yuck.

  29. 31 xxlilkonjuxx December 7, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    Everytime I see JYP’s face, I feel like throwing up…the worst part is that he thinks he is SOO HOT…gross…he can never be Rain, all the plastic surgery in the world won’t achieve that!

  30. 32 erb December 7, 2007 at 11:26 pm

    ah, he’s ugly. He should step out from the light and let the youngsters do the job while he can sit back in his comfprtable chair and let the cash flow in.

  31. 33 saewon December 9, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    this man got plastic surgery? you have got to be kidding me…

  32. 34 han January 17, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    talent never coexists with beauty

  33. 35 janey_bei February 4, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    this post is hilarious and the comments were equally funny.

  34. 36 kate March 15, 2008 at 3:02 am

    I had always been against Popseoul for bashing artiste like suju and stuffs but for once i agree with this post..cos i never like JYP myself. I find him strange and he has the essentric fahion style EVA!! puhleassseee i sooo agreee with xxlilkonjuxx he think he sooo hot he make me feel like throwing up! its no doubt he’s a good musician..composer whatever! just stop at that..seeing him perform and sing with his weird clothes and face give me goosebump! LIKE HELL YA RAIN WOULD LOOKS EXIER DOING THAT!! and for heaven sake he cant sing!! his vocal is pitchless! i dont understand why ppl like him..unless its because he’s a good musician and NOT singer! And heechul can sing way better than JYP YA! its not like i haven heard both of them sing before..i’ve heard it i i can tell heechul can sing way better than JYP! so Popseoul before u bash at people who u claim u cant sing..cmon..JYP is worse off..!

  35. 37 Vamp Charisma March 16, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    JYP is way too old for stuff like this. I can say that he’s not a bad composer or for piecing together dance routines (choreography), but he’s just way way too old for this stuff. It’s sick.

  36. 38 O_O April 16, 2008 at 6:04 am

    I can’t believe JYP’s concept is ’sex appeal’. The man’s face and fashion is FUGLY. Like fugly times 10,000,000.

    I disagree with Popseoul though. I wish he DID get whip lash. Then I wouldn’t have to see his ugly face on TV.

  37. 39 shameera410 October 30, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    Ew..old pervert
    He’s probably one of the fugliest men in the whole of Korea
    Old man stop doing weird stuff…ur my dad’s age…


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