We would like to thank these POPSEOUL! Fools and Tools for providing unlimited stories to entertain us throughout the golden pig year. POPSEOUL! would not have been possible without these celebs who made it so easy to poke fun at them. Thanks all!
#7 POPSEOUL! Fools & Tools: Bada
We here at POPSEOUL! gave up on Bada end of this year when we realized that she wants to be the youngest ajumma looking celeb. No matter how many times we mocked her for looking like a drag, a smurf, a low class hooker or the next KFC model or advised her to get a new stylist when she mistook a rat’s nest as hair, she won’t listen. Hopefully she’ll listen to us next year to save her sinking career.
#6 POPSEOUL! Fools & Tools: Yun Eun Hye
With overly sensitive fan base who cries whenever we point out the obvious flaws of her body, Yun Eun Hye was an easy target.
The ex-Babyvox member started out the year looking like the 2nd Andre Kim in the making, but quickly transformed herself into Coffee Prince’s Eun Chan, a tomboy with an an annoying voice, ugly haircut and an unattractive figure.
After Coffee Prince, Yun Eun Hye signed on with Kraze Entertainment, whose parent company is famous for its burgers. She also tried to remind us that she’s a girl with feminine magazine shoots, but that’s not going to happen until she learns how to fill a dress properly.
#5 POPSEOUL! Fools & Tools: Bae Yong Joon
Yongsama successfully transformed into an ajumma this year so he can better connect with his ajumma fan base. He first started out by growing out his hair, softening his face and finally completed his look with femmy hands.
In addition to his transformation success, Bae Yong Joon’s latest drama, The Legend became a huge hit, confirming Bae’s power to attract the ajumma force who isn’t shy to ship him inflatable friends as a get well present.
#4 POPSEOUL! Fools & Tools: Andre Kim
Andre Kim might be a revered fashion designer in Korea, but he’s nothing more than an Alien with spray painted hair walking around in space suits here at POPSEOUL! And we had a blast taking him apart this year for the man ubiquitous in the celeb scene. Hopefully he’ll retire from the same flowery dresses next year and show us something new for a change.
#3 POPSEOUL! Fools & Tools: JYP
JYP was mostly in the background as a producer during the first part of the year. He taught Wondergirls how to dance and prepared J.Lim, G-Soul and Min for their grand US debut.
But the attention hungry producer, who wanted to liberalize Korean through his plastic pants couldn’t resist coming back on stage, so he lost 10 kgs to pose half naked for his album cover.
JYP came back back with tight beats and tighter pants, a correlation that should never exist. But his tight pants made him 2007 Korea’s Best Dresser.
The Brain also lived out his wildest fantasies in his MV with sexy Kim Hye Soo and on stage at Buchun. Fortunately for all, JYP is returning to his back-end job as a producer next year. But I’m sure that we’ll get a glimpse of the dancing gorilla from time to time.
#2 POPSEOUL! Fools & Tools: Rain
The golden pig year started out very promising for “world star” Rain. “Its Raining” concerts in Asia were somewhat successful, despite his injury in Hong Kong, but everything went downhill once he parted with his Brain, JYP.
Rain was involved in a law suit with the generic name “Rain” and eventually pissed off the US Clouds by canceling the concerts last minute. But the Clouds shouldn’t be so upset, because Rain already lost his magical touch.
Then he created two companies, a temporary one named Rainy Entertainment and a permanent one J.Tunes, confirming that Rain is just a Pinky.
To make up for his losses from the Its Raining concert fiasco, Mr. Rain started to sponsor everything under the run. Rain was involved in the AIDs campaign, supported EXIT (End Exploitation and Trafficking) for MTV, became the PR ambassador for 2011 International Association of Athletics Federation’s and agreed to become the spokesperson for Fu Ma cakes.
Fortunately for the Clouds, Rain was also the face of CK and Giordano, giving them something to stare at while the rest of the world is making fun of him.
But 2007 wasn’t a complete failure for Rain. He managed to get on the Colbert show and he even filmed Speed Racer with his poor English skills. Despite all his stupid mistakes, if you are still in love with Rain, check out our tips on becoming Rain’s lover.
#1 POPSEOUL! Fools & Tools: Super Junior
How boring would this year have been without these 13 Freaks R Us and the Elves on our radar?
2007 started out pretty rough for these boys who were in a car accident back in April. Although they are all better now, Lee Teuk had 170 stitches and Kyu Hyun was in intensive care for quite some time.
These boys also created many controversies by purely acting stupid. Dong Hae pissed off the Chinese fans because he cursed at them at the airport and Lee Teuk was in the hot seat because he lied about a dumb cyworld friend invitation.
This mob of SM trainees also made us question their sexuality. Lee Teuk and Shindong dressed up as drags, Siwon kissed other SuJu members, Kangin made out with a gag man, they all danced in tights and Hee Chul used the ladies room. In fact, we saw too much of Hee Chul this year, which wasn’t necessary because he can’t sing or dance.
The SuJu boys also released a movie that flopped, but this didn’t deter them from releasing their 2nd album which earned them the title “Freaks R Us.” Violinist Henry was inserted into the group which started a war between the Elves and SM.
But out of all these crazy things, the boys tried to give back by donating blood and hosting charity events.
Congratulations everybody for making it on the Top 7 POPSEOUL! Fools & Tools List. We would like to encourage all of you to continue with your absurd confessions and insane behaviors next year!
amusing.
you know, you’re like some bitter SJ applicant who was turned down or something.
this is just nasty…and yet very amusing. XD
you’re probably so proud of yourself for pissing off all those little elves~
congratulations. ^ o ^
I think you have better nothing to do and was drunk by criticizing suju!!! come on, nobody is perfect, and suju is trying their best to bring out their best performances and themselves as a person out to the audiences. At least, they are famous not only in Korea, but also beginning in other Asian countries, and also, they are very talented in singing, especially dancing, and acting! I hope you can do something more worthwhile than this!
thank you for pissing the ELFs and I, and I do not appreciate you going around criticizing suju!
omigosh.hahaha.
i think there are gazillion fans of suju here.
hahaha. but i agree with popseoul that suju should be number 1. and rain should be number 1 too with suju.
danggg, they both cant sing!!!!! they CANT people!
they just have the dance and some have the looks.
mann, people are blindd..
why is it popseoul is so “hot” bout SUJU ?? im a silent visitor here in popseoul! but it seems like , everytime i visit here for suju , i don’t see other words but , ELVES , ELVES , ELVES .. why ?? what’s the problem with SuJu ?? did they do something bad to you ?? such nonsense , AWTSZ !! and , yeah , another thing .. what’s the matter if ur group has 13 members ?? what’s bad if u have 12 friends ? maybe those people who hate suju a lot is that the’re just jealous of suju , the’re just jealous becoz the’re friends wouldn’t reach 3 or 4 ?? haha , so sad and lonesome ,
BTW , im sorry cause i share my opinion here ,
who am i ?? a fool ?? hakhak .. people like me should be in ur crazy FOOLS AND TOOLS blah ! apologizing wit no good reason , waaa ! so that’s it ! im done , tnx for reading my non sense reply , WENQSZ ?? :p ..
one more thing ,
i dont like suju .,,,
i ♥LOVE♥ them !!
hakhak .
ngapsz !
belated APRiL FOOLS DAY !
mumuah ,
^_^
i love u popseoul ,
I liked YEH as a tomboy, she did it very well. I remembered her voice being husky though, not high pitched. I saw glimpses of Coffee Prince and just found it kinda strange for Korean TV. Very frank, kinda un sexy injection of sex and “adult relations” between people who I was surprised were attracted to each other. Now I see YEH getting glammed up and I just can’t get my brain around it.
Oh my God!
What is wrong with you people?
Would you ALL just stop bashing on these artist???
I’m writing for PopSeoul and all those other visitors who comes here and writes thins like:
“Yay! Wohoo! Go you! ENJOY US BY BASHING ON THOSE FOOLS!”
WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THAT???
Yes, mostly I’m angered by the fact that you put Suju on number 1, but you’re writing too much horrible things about them.
So what if their movie flopped? There are still lots of fans who supports them!
And their sexualities are being questioned? Hah, don’t make me laugh! Did you NOT see other GUYS being dressed up as girls too at the show? I assume that you watched it since you know they’re dressing as girls, or you just HAPPENED to found some pictures of it, huh?! Besides, DBSK once dressed up as girls too and yet they’re not being in this ranking thing, huh? (No, I’m not saying they should put DBSK, they should put NO ONE!)
And you’re saying that Hee Chul can’t dance or sing?
He can okay! People can all have their own opinion, but you shouldn’t write it out on public just like that. I mean, can YOU sing and dance like him? Wait, at least he’s still well known, unlike you.. I only know that you’re the sick creator or this article and likes to bash on Korean artist.. Hmm, jealousy perhaps?
Oh, and I also saw someone else commenting that Suju only has looks, but can’t sing nor dance. I really request that person (or those if there are more) to look more about Suju. They are not just looks, okay? Honestly, some don’t even have the looks… And still, they’re famous? You know why? because they have talent! They CAN sing AND dance! Maybe not all, but they CAN!
Ugh, this really makes me sooo soo angry. Not that anyone caraes anyway, but stop posting these rubbish!
suju could technically have been #s 13-1
y are u saying so many bad things about suju?!..hope you’ll have more meaningful days ahead of u.
Popseoul!, have a life.
Stop bashing on these artistes.
Super Junior DID NOT flop their movie.
I believe that many elves ENJOYED the movie.
(well, i did)
And, their 2nd album was GREAT.
I do not think that they looked like freaks.
Kim Hee Chul CAN SING AND DANCE.
If he can’t, he would not even get through the audition.
I believe that you did see guys dress up like girls before.
Oh please, IT’S FOR ENTERTAINMENT.
So what if si won kissed the other members.
I don’t think that is gay you know.
I congratulate for you successfully pissing off ELFs and I.
hmm.. i think popseoul doesn’t have any more sensible things to say!!!
anyway.. SUPER JUNIOR will always be super junior!
)
>>you better put SNSD.
) LOL
lol at the stuffs you wrote!
i like suju though, there is no such thing as bad publicity. so you writing these funny and negative stuffs about them is only making them more popular! thanks to you!
its not annoying its actually amusing! hahaha!^_^
I think that the persons who wrote all these bad things must think they are perfect or something! Man, we are human beings!!!!!!! Everybody has defects, but that`s not e reason to make fun of people……. even if they are celebrities! Correct me if I`m wrong.
ur a poop
i think ur really negative
stupid blogger
get a life
stop dissing suju!!! even it’s now decmber 10 2008
still!
i so agree with poopseoul and dlre. You shouldn’t be dissing SuJu AND Heechul CAN sing AND dance for your information. And my wish for xmas: for popseoul get a life.
I only like the SNSD dissing not SuJu the people you so call clowns.If they were clowns they’d be in a circus.You should be in the circus with SnSD
the hell i care about popseoul all i know is that I’m pissed off. anyhow, is that how much you love super junior? I’m so touched, they’re really popular knowing that they are number one,the hell I care if you talk bad about them, all i know and all i can decipher is that popseoul is just jealous of them. hahaha why don’t you make yourself number one for being a tool and fool of doing these things which will not make you rich? Do you think providing bad comments and negative issues about KPOPS will make you wealthy? I tell you it’s hell NO! Moreover, whatever you post in this stupid blog or website will not change a think from what I and we (super junior fans) believe in. REMINDER: STOP MESSING with KPOP stars especially with SUPER JUNIOR I believe they’re already too high for pulling them down, it’ll take you forever to bring them down. STUPID JEALOUS POPSEOUL!!
STUPID BLOGGER!! IDIOT FOR ALL TIME!! CONGRATULATIONS FOR PISSING US OFF! I HOPE YOU GET A NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION AND START TO CHANGE! STUPID!! BE A BLESSING TO EVERYONE AND NOT A “MESSING”! STUPID!!
OMG pop seoul ish so mean to but in the end i don’t think thay hate them that much(or do they?) since rain and yoon eun hye are on pop seoul’s BANNER(O.o) y put a picture of someone you hate on your website?
pop seoul just do these stupid MISLEADING articles for pissing us off or comments/views XDD well..suju deserved it i think..y kiss men and cross dress
OMG OMOMOMO but it would be really SEXY if it turned out siwon and kang in were gay though..THE POWER OF BOY LOVE IS STRONG
13 gorgeous oppas:
Leeteuk
Heechul
Hangeng
Yesung
Kangin
Shindong
Sungmin
Eunhyuk
DONGHAE
Siwon
Kibum
Ryeowook
Kyuhyun
<3<3<3
Super Junior FIGHTING~~!!
^ ditto above. go han kyung!
hmm… is this article what happy new year means to popseoul?
why are they so negative?
.another question is, why do other suju members have to kiss guys?.
Why does popseoul hate suju so much? Really. You should top your own list.
Lololol I love it when you bash people.
thats why dong bang shin ki all the way!!! talented and handsome and good manners!!!
I loved it all…except the part about Heechul not being able to sing or dance. Dancing…i admit lol is NOT his strongest subject but he’s a GREAT singer.-_-.
Other than tha little bit i loved it all
eat your heart now super junior is so popular cuz of their sorry sorry.
Hi POPSEOUL!
I actually enjoy reading your post. but i’m not really enjoy your bashing stuff. those artists are human too. they need respect as much as you respect youself…
Hey, why don’t you tell us your real name, and mail maybe? then we can start bashing on you. i guess you never read the comment afterall, or maybe your heart made from stone that you don’t even bother to react to those disagreement of you bashing people.
it’s so stupid of you to think low on other people, while maybe you not even better than them.
i guess maybe you’re that kind of people that have many haters, coz, you know, when you can’t respect others, others will not even bother too respect you too.
an about that ’spicy, fun, and addictive’ word on the banner, i kinda agree with it ^^
spicy: coz not everybody like your blog.
fun: people enjioy to make some fun on bashing your ‘harsh blog’
addictive: once the reders give some comment, they will get addicted to make some comment to bash on you.
enjoy make some sin man…