JYP, stop showing off

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My eyes! Can someone please tell JYP that he needs to stop showing off his body? Pulezze! Wearing Buckaroos and sticking a finger in his underpants is not sexy. Looking like an overgrown ooompa loompa is not sexy. Having a rag around your neck is not sexy. Please oh please, just stick with what you do best-staying behind the scenes!!!!

However, Korean netizens disagree with our opinion. They are calling the dancing gorilla, “dark chocolate” and the “sexy gorilla” (sexy=no, gorilla = yes).

Enjoy.

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122 Responses to “JYP, stop showing off”


  1. 1 liz August 11, 2008 at 8:12 am

    Ewwwwwwwww… what’s with the ugly red/orange tan!!!

  2. 2 cmhs future wife :) August 11, 2008 at 8:13 am

    first?

  3. 3 duachua August 11, 2008 at 8:13 am

    thats ugly

  4. 4 cmhs future wife :) August 11, 2008 at 8:14 am

    nvm second
    jyp is too old for this

  5. 5 Raven August 11, 2008 at 8:14 am

    Finally, someone who doesn’t post “first” as the first comment…

  6. 6 liz August 11, 2008 at 8:16 am

    ^I’d figure it would be obvious that I was first, right?

  7. 7 Jasmine* August 11, 2008 at 8:19 am

    WOW !! whats up with all this hate? I mean he does have a great body for that age…but it’s not like i was waiting for his pictures..lol..and his behavior is unexpected !

  8. 8 hay hay August 11, 2008 at 8:21 am

    With that walking cane, he’s officially a pimp! Wonder Girls being his hoes, obviously.

    Anyone else think he is a psycho that has demised a evil master plan to take over the world?

  9. 9 MickyTrain August 11, 2008 at 8:23 am

    He looks like an Ompa Loompa on growth hormones.

  10. 10 AngelBaby August 11, 2008 at 8:25 am

    Why is his head more ornage than his body?? o___O

  11. 11 xmissy August 11, 2008 at 8:28 am

    can someone put a bag over his fag.

  12. 12 xmissy August 11, 2008 at 8:28 am

    *face*

  13. 13 HAHAHA August 11, 2008 at 8:30 am

    gross fake tan

  14. 14 Jane. August 11, 2008 at 8:38 am

    sexy my ass.

  15. 15 BKJSuh August 11, 2008 at 8:43 am

    This probably sounds REALLY weird, but he has better physique than most Kpop singers. (even @ that age.)

  16. 16 rosetta16 August 11, 2008 at 8:46 am

    OMG i will have nightmares now

  17. 17 jayjay August 11, 2008 at 8:56 am

    … gross.
    what does his wife have to say about this?
    i mean seriously.

    and he does have a nice body, it’s just ew.
    ESPECIALLY because of that weird face he’s making =_=

  18. 18 Empress83 August 11, 2008 at 9:01 am

    JYP needs to understand how FUG is. Seriously, he needs to just wear a brown bag over his head.

  19. 19 Empress83 August 11, 2008 at 9:02 am

    JYP! Listen up.

    You are EFFIN UGLY.

    Please stop torturing the world.

    He seriously needs to wear a paper bag over his head at all times!!

  20. 20 Bleh August 11, 2008 at 9:03 am

    ^ If it was your favorite idols, you’d say something differently.

  21. 21 Empress83 August 11, 2008 at 9:03 am

    I wish I could take that cane and beat JYP’s face in a little more.

  22. 22 TVXQLOVE August 11, 2008 at 9:04 am

    Face = a no no.
    Everything else is okay, actually more than okay.

  23. 23 peepoo August 11, 2008 at 9:05 am

    someone needs to tell him to lay off the self tanner…the oompa loompa look is not in!!!

  24. 24 KuKKIEZ August 11, 2008 at 9:11 am

    Fuglyyyyyyyyy T_________T MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. 25 tranling August 11, 2008 at 9:12 am

    he seriously should stop making ppl go blind O_O !!!!!!!!!!!

  26. 26 Tatiana August 11, 2008 at 9:24 am

    When is the last time you saw a successful music producer posing shirtless in a magazine. Usually that place is reserved for washups who want to make a comeback. JYP needs to reduce his ego.

  27. 27 razan August 11, 2008 at 9:26 am

    what does the hell he think he is Rain !!! huh poor guy what an ugly fool

  28. 28 valski August 11, 2008 at 9:37 am

    are we even sure that’s actually his body? maybe it was rain’s rejected photoshoot pictures and they just photoshopped JYP’s face on top.

  29. 29 XD August 11, 2008 at 9:45 am

    Like how old is he??? ~_~

  30. 30 y August 11, 2008 at 9:47 am

    is he over 40? he really has a nice body despite of his age..

  31. 31 kim August 11, 2008 at 9:57 am

    he has a nice body for however old he is …but UGH his face is just yuck >.<

  32. 32 SP August 11, 2008 at 9:59 am

    Showing off what?

    Don’t get me wrong. This guy is a music genius but as long as they keep him behind the recordings. hahah JK! He seems nice…..too nice?

    I just hope he doesn’t turn out or already is like Michael Jackson. He has the face surgery down already….

  33. 33 kikit13 August 11, 2008 at 10:06 am

    he’s hurting my eyes-__-

  34. 34 tiffa August 11, 2008 at 10:06 am

    I can’t stop laughing when I look at those pictures.

  35. 35 chuchu August 11, 2008 at 10:09 am

    I second what Tiffa just said. This is tooooo funny. Daaannnngggg…this guy is a joke!

  36. 36 chuchu August 11, 2008 at 10:14 am

    Gosh….I just can’t stop laughing…I CAN’T stop laughing. He looks like a redish orange pimp!!!

  37. 37 popseoul August 11, 2008 at 10:14 am

    JYP is 36

  38. 38 Kawaiicherry August 11, 2008 at 10:14 am

    SO i guess he wants to show off what he worked REALLY hard to get right? In a way we could understand where he’s coming from, but he really needs to put other people’s point of views into consideration. Cuz i seriously do NOT need to see that.

  39. 39 oh snap! August 11, 2008 at 10:27 am

    MY EYES!!!!!! “dark chocolate” lol…. how about ORANGE CHOCOLATE!!!??

    “sexy gorilla” how about GORILLA!!!??

  40. 40 Amber August 11, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Lol, he looks like such a manwhore. His face may not be the most pleasant thing to look at but as for his body, if you got it, flaunt it.

  41. 41 Yuexin August 11, 2008 at 10:42 am

    Ewww.
    The korean netizens don’t have taste <.<
    I can’t stand looking at him.

  42. 42 BankOnIt August 11, 2008 at 10:45 am

    jayjay says

    … gross.
    what does his wife have to say about this?

    Nothing she is just laughing all the way to the bank. Oh she does put a bag over his head when she is having sex with him.

  43. 43 BankOnIt August 11, 2008 at 10:48 am

    SP,
    I just hope he doesn’t turn out or already is like Michael Jackson. He has the face surgery down already….

    Don’t worry Rain has already taken the place of Michael Jackson.

  44. 44 .__. August 11, 2008 at 10:58 am

    his expressions always make him look constipated .__.

  45. 45 suga August 11, 2008 at 11:16 am

    o m g
    my eyes

    put on some sun screen lol

  46. 46 Brina August 11, 2008 at 11:18 am

    Are the people of Korean OKAY? Yeah, he’s talented but he looks overly conceited and monkey-like. Those are not attractive qualities to me anyway.

  47. 47 JooRii August 11, 2008 at 11:20 am

    Ahaha, this guy is jokes !
    I swear he’s trying to show off that he is the most SEXIEST gorilla ever. Even zoo gorilla’s can be sexier than him =P

    He’s definitely not sexy. People who calls him sexy must be blind or dropped on the head at birth.

  48. 48 YOYOYO August 11, 2008 at 11:24 am

    He’s not sexy/ good lookin but his body def look better than most kpop male artist butt….he’s toooooooo old so yeahhh…NOO

  49. 49 Ria August 11, 2008 at 11:26 am

    I like how hes married but never wears his ring.

  50. 50 please August 11, 2008 at 11:57 am

    save your “dark chocolate” for you wife. this feels like fending off a drunk ajussi @ the club.

  51. 51 bear August 11, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    aw. jyp isnt the best face around, but at least he’s proud of it and doesnt try to hide it or change it like other mindless korean pop stars now days. he works really hard for that bod, so maybe he wants to show it off once in a while.

  52. 52 anonymous August 11, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    OMG YOUR WRITING STYLE IS NOT SEXY. SHUT UP PUHLEASE

  53. 53 Amberlee August 11, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    lol i laughed so hard while looking at his picture and while reading the blog and comments. honestly he’s like ugly asian version of p.diddy. they both have to mention their names in songs of the groups/people they make (like wonder girls and danity kane). well anyway the way he dresses and acts on tv seems kinda gay to me.these pics of him a pretty are much burned into my corneas and i am indeed scarred for life. my teenage mind cant process wtf he was high on when he saw these pics of himself and thought ‘hey i look pretty hot! lets release these pictures to the public and maim the eyes, not to mention the minds and therefore sanity, of the masses’

  54. 54 cbcnamja August 11, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    He’s married??? I thought he was gay..lol. Well, he sure looks and acts gay.

  55. 55 bondooloi August 11, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    god he’s too old for this and too ugly for this.

  56. 56 lt August 11, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    LMAO red-orange tan HAHAHA

  57. 57 Amberlee August 11, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    wait he’s only 36? my mom’s 41 and people think she’s my sister lol and she hasnt had plastic surgery unlike mr gorilla up there

  58. 58 Budew August 11, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    If he cut off his face, it wouldn’t be nearly as bad.

  59. 59 Anna August 11, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    ^ i agree about the face comment.

  60. 60 Angel August 11, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    this is the second time i’ve seen this! and it keeps sneaking up on me!
    and i scream and cry xD
    creepy~

  61. 61 Mel August 11, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    @Budew got that right!
    This dude is one ugly kguy!!

  62. 62 grace August 11, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    “stop showing off”?
    he has nothing to show off in the first place

  63. 63 jo August 11, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    dark gorilla. period.

  64. 64 disturbing! August 11, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    this is very disturbing! this isn’t even hot or sexy! anyone who thinks this is sexy must have very poor taste! cover the face and the body might have potential!

  65. 65 dirty cat August 11, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    YA He IS a really unpleasant man and as ugly as a GORILLA.

  66. 66 J^_^ August 11, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    awww..tae yang? definitely NOT!!! but hes OK, i guess..d only problem is hes tOO Old 4 this..but hey he works on it sO let him be..

  67. 67 confused August 11, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    so he’s 36?

    mybad! judging by the pictures, i thought he was much older than that. -.-

    canes can be a sexy accessory…but in this case, there’s nothing sexy going on here. damn!

  68. 68 Dovey August 11, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    His face looks one shade too red compared to his body. And he doesn’t look sexy at all posing like that…rather, he looks a little menacing.

  69. 69 Kayla August 11, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    I’m gonna be perfectly honest.

    If you cover up the face, everything else is hot.

  70. 70 Amie August 11, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    Butterface.. what a coincidence my thumb fits perfectly over his face.

  71. 71 kippy August 11, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    more like sunburnt gorilla …
    taking fake bake to a new level!
    leave it up to JYP to be innovative at something completely useless …

  72. 72 Angelika August 11, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    The body is fine, but the face… >.>

  73. 73 a.p. August 11, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    I think when he wrote the song “SO HOT” he took it too seriously. JYP really thought he was hot. And to emphasize it more, he got himself a hot-colored tan, thus the red-orange color on him. =_=

    Dear JYP: You are SO not HOT.

  74. 74 SP August 11, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    BankOnIt,

    I don’t think Rain is near a Michael Jackson phase yet! He’s too pretty right now but JYP (no disrespect) scares me; although again, a music genius!

    And my mom will be 50 in a couple of months and people still say she looks 30–they don’t believe she had 5 kids in college, too! I hope I look just as great or better by 50 and with a Wondergirls (5 kids)! hahah

  75. 75 yenz August 11, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    great bod for his age,yep but his fake tan is jz fugly

  76. 76 Kimhana August 11, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    First of all, I must say, POPSEOUL, you’re correct…he is far away from being sexy…he needs a major help from fashion stylists…and what’s up with the tan??? he looks like a burned-man…NOT SEXY!!! Well, Korean citizens AND his fans must have some kind of sights problems… how could they say ‘dark chocolate’, why can’t they say ‘burned chocolate’, that’s suits him best!!!and what’s up with the Buckaroos sticking out of his pants??? it’s GROSS!!!

    To JYP, don’t forget that you’re too old to look sexy, I mean, old and golden artists can be sexy in their golden ages, but definitely not you…it’s just doesn’t suit you…and your face ain’t cool, JYP!!! a NO NO for you!!! thumbs down!!!

    ps- you’re far far off from being sexy, just look at your own face, like a man deep in thoughts, you’re not someone who can be all in all out in front of the camera, are you???

  77. 77 dudunk . August 11, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    i didn’t like him .

    he raelly look like “something” .
    i can’t say that !!

  78. 78 Alex August 11, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    lol XD @Kimhana- “burned chocolate”

    anyways, my comment:

    (O.O) ………

  79. 79 Balla August 11, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    PUKE!!!!!!!!! DID DAT S A FAKE TAN AND HIS FACE IS JUST HORRIBLE WORSE DAN mj!!!!!!!!!!!

  80. 80 Eugene August 11, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    fllabbbbyyy tummy:[

  81. 81 fraulein August 11, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    The tan is a bit of overkill but I think half of the ppl are are exaggerating. I dun find him particularly ugly, I think looks wise, it’s bearable. I’m one of the biggest fans of the music he produces - Rain, WG included.

    Look at his talent, ppl !!!

  82. 82 qwerty August 11, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    gross!!!!

  83. 83 jen jen August 11, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    some of you guys are really mean! he’s not too old for this. isn’t he only 36 or something? if lee dong gun or other handsome actors his age do this, you’d all drool and say how hot and sexy they are.

    he’s not goodlooking, but he has a good body. wo why not show it off? its not like i was waiting for this pictures, but they’re neither gross or disgusting..

  84. 84 mort2512 August 11, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    OMFG ewww!!
    Stick to producing WG rather than having photoshoots.LOL

  85. 85 maltesers August 11, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    eewwwwww…to the MAX!!!!!

  86. 86 R. Kelly August 11, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    The towel cape and the underwear that says “Buckaroo” is awesome.

  87. 87 Fleep August 11, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    k he looks like a monster out of a horror movie but kinda cleaned up and a little less classy

  88. 88 Blahblahbon August 11, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Can someone please remind him that although he works out, age never lies. He still looks saggy somehow, I don´t know what it is.

  89. 89 LON August 11, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    I don’t like his pants….

  90. 90 kimchi August 11, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    ewwwwwwwwwwww,dear god.
    lol,Dark chocolate!!!

  91. 91 Elise August 11, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    “sexy gorilla” oh man there are so many things wrong with that. but I love it.

  92. 92 jaejae19 August 11, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    wonder if LSM would do this. HAHA. ^^

  93. 93 siwon-sshi August 11, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    i actually love gorillas..
    they r very cute…

    but for jyp, its a big NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  94. 94 youngjae August 12, 2008 at 12:20 am

    he’s just doing what Rain used to in charge for –> showing abs!

  95. 95 avionne August 12, 2008 at 12:20 am

    He looks a hot mess and even a bit scary..so i guess sexy would be the wrong word.

    http://www.NycCelebs.com

  96. 96 ichaichaparadise August 12, 2008 at 12:54 am

    first time i saw him, i thought : eew.. his face is like a person with down syndrome, don’t you agree?
    i just don’t get it, why the korean netizens think that he’s sexy? which parameter did they use to measure his sexiness?? still a BIG question mark to me

  97. 97 evvy August 12, 2008 at 2:18 am

    More like an overgrown baked potato.

  98. 98 A ! August 12, 2008 at 2:25 am

    He’ll never be more than Mr. Monkey Man to me x)

    ROFL@ his Buckaroo underwear, it’s hawter than he is :]

  99. 99 aksjd;fk August 12, 2008 at 4:25 am

    whats wrong with jyp
    hes amazingly talented
    gosh stop bashing korea’s celebrities when theyre perfectly fine.
    geez

  100. 100 raye August 12, 2008 at 5:14 am

    I just vomited in my mouth. Icky Icky poop

  101. 101 mia August 12, 2008 at 5:19 am

    Orangotang. HEHE

  102. 102 8 August 12, 2008 at 7:59 am

    the dumbasses are saying “you’re too old to be sexy” shut your retarded holes it’s past your bedtime.

    anyway kiddies are overreacting. He does look a bit too orange, but the first pic is pretty sexy.

  103. 103 ashleeeeeee August 12, 2008 at 8:06 am

    hideouss

  104. 104 i would be scared if i was one of the wondergirls... August 12, 2008 at 8:48 am

    creepy. he should just sing and produce… the whole body show-off isn’t working for me… plus thousand others.

  105. 105 727 August 12, 2008 at 10:27 am

    lol, he’s so ugly!! Yeah what’s with the orange tan?? If you’re so rich, go get a real tan at least!

  106. 106 jake August 12, 2008 at 11:14 am

    Dancing Silverback should be his new name.

  107. 107 Tinytintin August 12, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    Ooppss. Looks like King Kong got over-cooked in a tanning booth! Ouchhh!

  108. 108 Jan August 12, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    hahahahhaha! Oompa Loompa that’s a good one!

    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do I have another puzzle for you

  109. 109 REX August 13, 2008 at 12:54 am

    Well…….

    Who can critise this is someone whose body is better than JYP in my humble opinion.

  110. 110 breezy August 13, 2008 at 1:51 am

    I WANT SOME OF THAT!!!
    sexy gorilla come my way!

  111. 111 goh August 13, 2008 at 7:01 am

    Looks fade away with time. It’s the size of his wallet that makes this man sexy.

  112. 112 aeh August 13, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    his body isn’t that bad. it’s funny cause if that was a DBSG member or someone of that stature, ya’ll would be drooling over it. jyp’s face is ugly but cover his face and it’s what you girls would call hot. TRUST ME.

  113. 113 mikki August 14, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    eeeewuh…
    jyp is not sexy, and never will be >o<

  114. 114 s0ysauce August 14, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    if you cover the face and look at the body, it’s really hot, then you take your hand off the face and next thing you know you’re mouth is open with big round eyes

  115. 115 justme August 16, 2008 at 3:07 am

    Good lawrd, sometimes I don’t understand the Koreans. I mean, every look he gives is like…gayish, absrud and totally off-the-hook. what’s there to like in those pictures….i don’t know

  116. 116 Hello August 17, 2008 at 5:05 am

    poor guy obviously had constipation during the photoshoot. that would explain his unbearably ugly face.

  117. 117 Vamp Charisma August 27, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    EW!!!! That is so disgusting. Couldn’t agree more with ya there Popseoul. The man is getting crinkly-er by the minute, and it is gross to see his non existent aging body.

  118. 118 t.o.p lovaa97 September 23, 2008 at 10:49 am

    EWWWWWW WHATTA IS FACE AND HAS AN UGLY ORANGE FACE

  119. 119 klover1 September 23, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    yeah his wicked bad tan isnt working for him
    but he has a nice body
    and he isnt wicked ugly lol
    he just has a bad tan
    and his face has no soft features
    he’s manly all over
    unlike lee heechul or lee jun ki
    who have soft features
    hes hard all over
    **dont know if that came out right**

  120. 120 kpopper October 22, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    hmmm I’m Korean and I don’t think a lot of Koreans find JYP sexy. They are impressed (or skeptical) about his “international success” and how he has made it in the US. Strange isn’t it, , , considering that none of his trainees have even debuted yet. But that’s the kinda media attention he got with all the stories he has leaked through his reporter buddies. He’s a very talented businessman although I can’t say he’s a very talented musician/producer considering all the plagiarism scandals(more like facts). But I would prefer him to be working behind the scenes. It is very painful to see his face on screen.

  121. 121 .nodame. October 22, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    He’s made it in the US? I live here, and I’ve never seen anything about him o.O

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