Psy won’t be able to sleep, eat or …. for the next 20 months

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Harsh words, we know. But when someone tries to swindle their way out of completing their mandatory service in Korea, there is going to be more than poop to pay.


Singer Psy re-entered the army to complete his mandatory service for next 20 months on December 17th, 2007. Including his previous service, the chubby 30 year old will be serving a total of 55 months in the army. The next 20 months will probably turn out to be the longest months of his life. I guarantee you that his ass is going to be so whopped by his military peers and superiors that he won’t be able to sleep, eat or poo properly for the remaining length of his service.

No joke.

Tsk, tsk tsk. Psy says he is profusely sorry – yada yada, but the military doesn’t care. He probably found out what the military really thinks as soon as he stepped passed the gates of no return yesterday.

The singer will probably age 10+ years and lose all that baby fat as well as his hair when he gets released.

Psy has been under investigation for bribery charges in connection with obtaining special privileges for exemption from mandatory military service.

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26 Responses to “Psy won’t be able to sleep, eat or …. for the next 20 months”


  1. 1 Mr Dinosaur December 18, 2007 at 11:58 pm

    Lol unlucky ;s

  2. 2 gesekki December 19, 2007 at 12:16 am

    oooh man..

    no mercy on him during military service.. gonna be really harsh for him :D

  3. 3 Min A December 19, 2007 at 12:59 am

    i think going to the military is like going to jail almost…

  4. 4 nami December 19, 2007 at 1:06 am

    “The singer will probably age 10+ years and lose all that baby fat as well as his hair when he gets released.” Hahaha! That was funny@ Sucks to be him! But he could lose some fat anyways…

  5. 5 charzzy December 19, 2007 at 1:07 am

    yeah he ought to lose some weight

  6. 6 Raye December 19, 2007 at 3:28 am

    Maybe he’ll lose all that fat.

  7. 7 nx512 December 19, 2007 at 4:00 am

    serves him right

  8. 8 Cindel December 19, 2007 at 4:11 am

    COLLDDD BLOODED!!

  9. 9 yeli December 19, 2007 at 4:32 am

    wow…he is going to get his ass kicked in the military…i can only imagine what the rest of the guys and his superiors think of him..

    it’s like if his going to prison…minus the rape lol…

  10. 10 bloo December 19, 2007 at 4:37 am

    Why does he even want to swindle his way out of it? He could use to lose some weights. Just saying.

  11. 11 Omo-nah! December 19, 2007 at 4:57 am

    that’s sad, does he feel no pride for himself as a korean male? I didnt realize he went as far as bribery and such other charges just to get out of defending his own country.

  12. 12 Cutie December 19, 2007 at 5:45 am

    Too bad. Within the next years, people might not even remember him -_-”

  13. 13 Passions December 19, 2007 at 6:02 am

    Omo-nah, don’t be such a naive fool.

    99% of Korean males don’t want to serve; but, do so, because they are forced to. Defend your country? From what exactly? North Korea, Japan???? It’s more like throwing away 2 years of your life to nothing. Don’t take my word, ask any Korean who has been in the military before you say stupid things again.

  14. 14 Ann*e December 19, 2007 at 7:19 am

    good luck psy.
    poor guy, but he got what
    was coming to him… >_<;;

  15. 15 Cat December 19, 2007 at 7:28 am

    DRUNKEN! That’s a funny cap. I definately Lawled at that.

  16. 16 joyce December 19, 2007 at 9:18 am

    i have seen a lot of koreans going out of their country to study abroad so they dont serve..(and sometimes its their moms who doesnt want them to go to the army training)..

    what’s wrong with army training anyway..a lot of countries are doing that.. but i dont think it should be mandatory..

    if im not mistake psy was that singer that was caught using drugs with another actress/singer

  17. 17 oh-noes December 19, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    why do they make it two consecutive years? it should be split…2 years is along time doing something you don’t necessarily wanna do…poor him hah

  18. 18 mann... December 19, 2007 at 1:53 pm

    it’s like going to jail. i feel sorry for him. i dont think it’s fair but whatever. he can exercise :P

  19. 19 anecia December 19, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    It’ll do him good,he needs to lose some…alot of pounds anyway

  20. 20 ivanovie December 19, 2007 at 9:08 pm

    including his previous service..so he entered the army before? what happened? 55 months minus 20 months means he had served for 35 months?? i don’t understand why he has to go again…

  21. 21 Korean Ajusshi December 20, 2007 at 2:56 am

    His career or life after military probably won’t be much better, either, since most Koreans despise people like him.

  22. 22 cindel December 20, 2007 at 10:48 am

    @Korean Ajusshi
    If that’s the case then those people should be lining up around the block to join the military.

    Let’s not throw stones, some Korean men don’t want to serve but have to b/c it’s the law.

  23. 23 napaboaniya December 20, 2007 at 9:45 pm

    hahaha sorry I dunno who this guy is but at first glance at the title I thought you were refering to Park Shin Yang..heehee :)

  24. 24 kpoplover December 21, 2007 at 3:23 am

    a lot of people do not want to serve in the military, it’s not just psy. and with the article here by popseoul, again with your harsh words on people you obviously do not have the preference for. you seem to like jang hyuk and song seunghoen but did they not do similar things to avoid the military for a little while. they are entertainers and to leave even for 2 yrs, is long in the entertainment world. maybe you have these biases just because they’re hot but again, this is not entertainment and style news popseoul, it’s your opinions. so please be unbiased in your articles and stop with the harsh comments. rename it to “_your name here__” blog on korean entertainment.

  25. 25 polynasian December 21, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    Dude who is he? What is his most popular song?

  26. 26 chocolate raisins March 24, 2008 at 10:27 am

    i can’t help but feel no sympathy for the fatty…it’s ur duty and yea…


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